Ticking People Off

by Dave Weller

I just came across a list called “How to Tick People Off”. These are some of the ones I thought were pretty funny!

4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.

23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

These came from a site called artlung.com. The entire list can be found here.